oh, dear Lord in heaven above! what is wrong with people?

Police said a man walked into the Giant Eagle Get-Go along Lyle Boulevard Thursday night and asked a clerk if he could use a store microwave oven to warm up an item he had wrapped in a paper towel.

The clerk put the item in the oven and turned it on, but police said when she handed the item back to him she saw a severed penis fall out of the paper towel.