Tuesday, December 06, 2005

color me arnold

Connect the dots to find Arnold in a questionable activity with a female aide, drive a Hummer through a maze from Hollywood to Sacramento, or draw a picture of yourself between Arnold and George W. Bush. Follow along with actual quotes from Arnold himself as he ventures into the depths of his own opinions on beauty, masculinity, and much more. Treasure such gems of wisdom as:

"Men shouldn't feel like fags just because they want to have nice-looking bodies."

"Keep your ammunition and your gun separate, so if you get emotional, by the time you get your gun from the glove compartment and your ammunition out of your trunk, you have a chance to cool down."

"I have inhaled and exhaled everything."

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